brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…
Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.
- (via keep-that-pussy-wet)

(Source: gaystray, via profashionall)


goldengodz:

Adult Jazz, Gist
silveryhaze:

John!!
My heart swings back and forth between the need for routine and the urge to run.
- Unknown (via cosmofilius)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via stay-paradoxical)


badasssid:

that’s some expensive acid wtf